So, there you have Rico’s Top 12 Christmas Wishlist Must Haves! I believe that everybody deserves to have a speaker dock for their iPod, so I’m sending everybody I know one that reminds me of them… I specifically hand picked this one for Tiger Woods… any guess why?
I’m gonna admit it… I went shoppin’ Black Friday like a chica. I had to! Had to keep an eye on my l’il sis. She gets totally loca (her nickname by the way) when she sees a sale… I mean LOCA. You don’t believe me? We’re in the Juicy Couture store not even five minutes and she’s already throwin’ elbows and pushin’ peeps. If it hadn’t been for me giving the security guy an autograph, she would’ve got kicked out. She nearly karate chopped some poor lady to get hold of this Juicy Couture Graphic Laptop bag. She acted all crazy eyed, screaming “Victory! Sweet, Juicy, Victory!” Granted, it’s sexy pink, it’s got Juicy written on it, and it fits a laptop in it so I can understand a little excitement, but damn.
Rico loves thanksgiving… getting together at my mamasita’s house… eating turkey… ham… tamales…
But, what I don’t love is waking up the next morning and running it all off! So, I just bought myself some new Red GI Headphones to take the sting away. They’re the BOMB! So cool that even my l’il sister tried to jack them the other day. ‘ Course, I had to let her use them. She’s been kickbox training and she’s starting to scare me a little…
But it’s all cool. Cuz that just means she can kick butt if anyone tries to get between her and the sale item she’s out to buy on Black Friday. Let this be a warning: if you see a girl with camo headphones on comin’ your way… duck and cover baby!
Take your pick from the Golden Age… Rico loves them all… Hedy Lamarr, Ava Gardner, Betty Grable but… NONE of them compare to the Queen… Vivien Leigh! With a face that could put to shame even the most beautiful women of today… yes, even you, Kim Kardashian…
If you think maybe you coulda been a babe of the Golden Age… well… all I gotta say is start by checkin’ out this Cutebug Laptop Bag. It’s total vintage, real sexy… super sweet. Would make me look twice, that’s fo sho. But, if you really want to impress Rico (who doesn’t), head over to hit up Takahatchi for perfect pin up make up. Then we can talk.
Bad Romance? The last relationship Rico was in… or the title to Lady Gaga’s latest hit? Ding ding! Both! See Rico’s not much of a Lady Gaga fan… his… her… music ehhh… it’s no Rico classic, that’s for sure! But, you gotta hand it to her. A a title like “Bad Romance” and you really can’t help but dig the lyrics… or the rockin’ heartbeat headphones she wore for the video. He… She… rocks them! They’re rugged and sexy and have a great sound… just like RICO!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Oyeme… listen up peeps… I know I ain’t been aroun for a minute, so let me catch you up on what’s be goin’ on… for a good minute now, Rico been gettin’ these crazy mad calls on his cellie… it’s just some girlie who keeps cryin’ and then she says “Ima getcha Rico!” and hangs up… she be textin’ me non-stop too… IMs… e-mails… this girl got it bad!
She sent me a delivery to the studio… Now, normally I don’t mind gettin’ flowers, but these were black roses and look like they bleedin’ yo… and crazier… the note said:
“SEE YOU SOON!”
Okay, so remember that Twitter party we had a minute ago? I went out afterwards to celebrate the success… the last thing I remember is takin’ a sip of some cup that was smokin’… I woke up on the couch in my house… I hear a buncha noises… gunshots… thunder… screaming… all these lights be flashin’ like crazy… there’s cobwebs all over… I see things movin’ on the floor… buncha rats and spiders… there’s smoke comin’ from a skull fountain on my coffee table… there’s a talkin’ severed head on the floor in front of my door, bright pumpkin head lights floatin’ around me and I know this sounds crazy, but there was GHOSTS in my coi pond!
Rico: yo who is this… if this is Aris… voice: It’s me Rico!
Rico: Me who? voice: Rico… its me…
Rico: ME WHO??? Someone jumps out from behind a tree with the grim reaper outfit on and grabs me… I stumble to the ground and suddenly I hear laughing… I turn around and its Saige!
She keeps laughing as she helps me up… Yo… I’ll be honest peeps, I completely forgot I had asked Saige to decorate the pad for the party!
Don’t miss my Halloween Party… you’ll spend the rest of your life havin’ to live down the fact that you missed THE Halloween PARTAY of the century!
Speakin’ of parties… we doin it again tomorrow! We doin’ that Twitter party thang one more gain, so don’t miss out yo!
So first things first, let me address this thing between me & Aris… his irritation with me. Aris, you are so uptight lately! Please, do yourself a favor and invite Saige over for some nice relaxing meditation and lay off the hater-aid!
As a matter of fact, just so you know there’s no hard feelin’s for you overreactin’, I’m sendin you a bottle of Dom that I hope you’ll take as a peace offerin’… according to Freddie its one of the BEST!
So check it… back to what’s important… Rico’s been doin’ some soul searchin’ lately and so I myself had Saige come over and do her feng shui magic. I was totally open and accepting unlike some people (hint hint: ARISTOTLE!!!) so I just sat back and let her do her thang. I even let her put this Zen Garden Flower Holder on my hallway table. And you know what? She was right! The place was transformed! Girl’s got skills.
Anyhow, it was late when she got done so she just crashed in the spare room for the night. She had to leave early for one of her meditations, so I set my Flying Alarm Clock for her… it was the funniest thang watchin’ her chase after the propeller all around the room so she could get it to turn off! I almost heard HER go off… but she just stood still… closed her eyes… took a deep breath… and… don’t ask me how it happened… but the propeller flew right into her outstretched hands… spooky! Saige has powers yo… weird powers… I think I need to be hangin’ with her more often…
You can’t spell PARTY without R-I-C-O!!! Well you can, but who would want to! Tomorrow’s the big day peoples… Viva Swag is doin a big time collabo with Daily Dose of Style, Fashion Tribes and Mom Generations to pull off the MOST SWAGALICIOUS TWITTER PARTY OF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIME! Who’s gonna be the lucky winners? We’ve got TONS of gifts to giveaway… thousands of dollars worth to be exact! So, whether you’ve got your laptop safely tucked away in your pink shuttle bag, red laptop sleeve, blue laptop carrier, green laptop bag, or Rico’s personal favorite, the Purple Cute Bug Laptop Bag, make sure you’re rockin’ with us tomorrow night, Thursday, October 15. The party gets poppin’ at 8:00 pm Eastern time until 10:00 pm… that’s 5:00 pm to 7:00 pm Pacific time for all you rockin’ on the West Coast! So, make sure you’re following @VivaSwag, @AudreyMcClellan, @FashionTribes and @DailyDoseStyle and don’t forget the party hashtag #daildosestyle!
Oh and check it out, for those of you who ain’t bought the pink shuttle bag, don’t forget to sign up for the Viva Swag Giveway, with all the SWAGALICIOUS gifts, hand picked by yours truly!
Quick! What’s your favoriteBeatles song? Yeah, Rico can’t think of just one either.
Right now I’m feeling like Sgt. Pepper of the Lonely Hearts Club, because my Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds got married over the weekend…
Yeah, I’m talking about Khloe Kardashian. I been stuck on stupid for Khloe for a long while, but hey, I’m not hatin’ on Lamar, I’m actually thankful. See, everyone knows Rico can’t be tied down anyway. Too many beautiful babies in the world. And the fans! Gotta think of the fans. They’d be devestated. Right?
Course… ALL the Kardashian sisters really do got me stuck on stupid… All right. Do You Want to Know a Secret? I’m actually very vulnerable. See, though I’m Getting Better, truth is, ever since Khloe gave me the Hello Goodbye at the Awards last year, it’s Been a Hard Days Night. I have suffered.
Greatly.
I mean, feel me here. I can’t always be the tough guy, the guy who lets love pass him by, the guy who sacrifices everything for the fans. Sometimes it hurts. It really hurts. I’m very sensitive underneath all my sinewy muscle.
So hey, send some love my way. Drop me a piece of fan mail, tell me I’m the center of your universe, remind me that If I Need Someone, there’s someone out there… always. Remind me: Yo Rico! Here Comes the Sun!
Whatup mi gente… Rico is about to talk about a samich…. and YES… I said SAMICH!!! Not sandwich… a sandwich is somethin’ ya mama made ya to take to school and I loves my mama but this aintcha mama’s sandwich… but one of Ms. Fredrica Delacroix’s famous, delightful and dare I say even SEXY roast beef po boy sammiches…
See… I’ve made a deal with Freddie… I’m givin’ her Salsa dancin’ lessons and in return she’ll make me a roast beef po boy anytime I want! Of course Rico doesn’t indulge in these babies every day, but even if I did, my amazing genetics would allow me to eat them and not gain an ounce of fat… can’t say the same for Freddie who really has to work at keeping slim. Saw her just yesterday fly by with her Puma shoes and dove shirt… she was hardcore runnin’ off the guilt with the red earbuds and iPod in the Nike iPod Arm Band.
And seems she’s starting to do that a lot, run off that guilt that is. See, I hear tell that Aristotle bought her a membership to the Cheesecake of the Month Club. Now, I’m no detective or nothin’, but this is weird. Aris buying her thoughtful gifts and then Freddie askin’ for Salsa lessons instead of payment for her sammiches which is really weird because I just got done givin Aris Salsa dancin’ lessons too… I wonder… nah.
Ok people… I’m going to admit Rico’s a little heated right now… I mean where does Kanye get off yo? Ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ bout! I was at the VMA’s chillin’ as always. The next thing I know America’s OTHER Sweetheart (other than Meadow of course) Taylor Swift is bein’ ambushed by someone whose fifteen minutes of fame were over an hour ago! Notice he didn’t do it to any of the guys like Greenday or T. I. or Eminem or Gaga… I mean… well… y’all know what I mean!
Anyhow, I was backstage when it all happened and if I hadn’t promised the swag bag to my sister I probably would’ve knocked him out with it as he passed me by! But I knew she wanted the gifts… a really cool Digital Frame Key Chain, a gloss kit… a sequin scarf… a speaker pillow… and they even somehow got my amazing physique and copied it onto a silver pendant and necklace! I wonder if I should sue? NAH! Can’t blame them for wantin’ me as close to them as possible! Cuz ya know… considerin their options… Kanye… Chris… who wouldn’t choose Rico? It’s just common sense people!
**Hey Rico this is Kanye… I know you writin’ a blog about me just like that skanky chick who smells like hummus, Saige did. And guess what? I’m gonna let you finish you know why? Because everyone knows Kanye got the skills and Rico wasn’t even in the runnin’ for a VMA **
WHOA! Just keep going Kanye, just keep going, you’ll commit your own career suicide. And by the way, everyone knows I wasn’t up for a VMA because I backed out to give others a chance for once, felt embarrassed sweeping them again this year. That’s the kinda dude I am. Classy. Live and learn Kanye.
This past weekend was my sister Roxana’s “don’t call me Roxie” birthday… so as much as I hated doin’ it, I DID miss UFC 102, but it’s my little sister… wouldn’t put her on the backburner for nothin’! Did I hear some “Awwwws” out there in the crowd?
Anyhow, to make it real special, I rented out a club for her so we could have a big ole bash uninterrupted.
Li’l sis was trippin’, super excited about it, and she went right out and bought a: “I’m 21 so I can dress how I want” dress… but I wasn’t havin’ it! She’s still a baby to me, and I know how guys are! But she’s an independent chica, and she told me to mind my own business, it’s her birthday and she can dress how she wants to. Man, she told me good. Don’t argue with a woman if you can help it. You won’t win. So I just grinned and said, hey baby girl is all grown up!
Then to make things extra special, I rented a limo for all of us and we showed up to the party an hour late… cuz we were havin’ such a blast drivin’ up Sunset and screaming out of the top of the limo like a bunch of banshees.
Of course the paps were out in force and my li’l sis had to put on her fave pair of butterfly sunglasses just to make it in the club! My sis was totally surprised at how they decorated the joint… she be lovin’ the bright lights and disco balls. Then Frederica hooked it up with some of her favorite comfort foods! She is so lucky she has a bro like me, I got the connections!
For gifts? Forget about it.
Meadow… she LOVED the elephant jewelry box… Saige… you rocked her world by findin’ her that retro lips phone! And when she thought all the gifts had been passed out… here come the waiter with what li’l sis thought was food under the silver tray cover… but underneath… Shazam! The Jimmy Choo ‘Lola’ Studded Leather Tote Bag she been wantin’ since like forever and sittin’ below it a MACBOOK PRO… from me. Best bro in the world.
Yo wussup mi gente… Rico’s at it again… I’m about to give y’all some real talk so pay close attention to what I’m about to say. It’s been eight years now since one of music’s most beautiful angels was stolen from this world… that’s right I’m talking about the Queen of Urban Pop… the Pop Princess… my babygirl… say it with me Aa-li-y-ah!
Y’all know the story so I’m sure I don’t need to go into it… but I’m gonna ask you all to do somethin’ in memory of babygirl… whether you’re a DJ in the booth with ya headphones on… or ya chillin’ with the earbuds … if ya at the gym… at work… in the car… on the bus… in line at the supermarket… wherever ya at and ya iPod is bumpin music… if ya throwin’ a house party with the speakers bumpin… if ya havin a romantic dinner at home with the one ya love… I wanna hear Aaliyah on ya music players.
Now, to the fellas… I want y’all to tell your girl to put on her sexiest black dress and coolest shades (cuz Aaliyah loved wearin’ her shades) and I want ya to take her to the club… and all the ladies and the fellas… I want y’all to request Aaliyah all night long ! I want y’all to play her music so loud that Miss Aaliyah’s gonna hear it bumpin’ all the way up wherever she’s at! This one’s for you babygirl… we missin’ ya and love ya forever!
So check it peeps, this is part 2 of Rico’s long weekend. After the UFC fight it was down to BJ Penn’s celebration party which was bumpin’, but Rico didn’t get no sleep and I got back in town with barely enough time to get myself ready for the Teen Choice Awards! As soon as I got there another fan pulled her Powershot Camera from her canvas camera case and just started snapping away. And you know me… I’m always willing to please my fans, so of course I modeled some with her. And I gotta admit, she looked cute in her mini dress, Tinkerbell heart necklace, customized G1 with butterfly case, crystal studded bluetooth and of course her I LOVE RICO sign.
Anyhow, after doing my civic duty I finally got into the awards. For those who missed it, Dane Cook hit a low blow (that they edited out) when he told Vanessa Hudgens “cell phones are for phone calls not naked pictures.” But back to the awards… of course Rico swept the awards… WHAT? You didn’t see it? Oh that’s right. They called me up so many times that my manager just told them to edit me out so we can use the footage to make my first full length movie: Rico Bolero, the Man, the Myth, the Mamasitas. Maybe Meadow wants to co-star?
K pasa mi gente… wussup… I’m back ‘gain with the word on my super busy weekend (I know it’s been a cliff hanger for you all wonderin’ what I been up to.) Saturday I was in Phillie for UFC 101 which was awesome. Mostly because I don’t really care who wins, I just like to give the ladies somethin’ pretty to look at (my gorgeous unswollen fight free face) during the rounds. I’m generous that way.
The night started by me goin’ to the exclusive TapouT pre-fight party. And of course, the second I walked in the door this chica in a hot flowered dress started giving Rico the eye. I was flattered, don’t get me wrong, but you know, there’s only one of me to go around and I really don’t feel right neglecting all the other ladies just for one. So I flashed her my abs and gave her a personally signed autograph. There were tears in her eyes when I refused to hang, but a guy in my position can’t play favorites.
Moving on to the second half of the night, I headed out to my front row seat to find that my ticket connection had sandwiched me between two cuties. Which was fine, great, terrific, but hey like I said, I gotta remain unattached. So I tried to get rid of them with autographs but unfortunately… one was wearing a stainless steel cuff and wouldn’t take “no” for an answer. She flashed it at me reminding me she had the power to clock me if she wanted. Even worse, the other had a crystal moon pendant (that also happens to be a USB memory key) and hypnotized me! She got me to pose for a bunch of pics with her friend, all while she was clicking away with her little pink camera. So don’t believe ANYTHING you see or read about me in the next few days…
But the night got even weirder. What happened next was…
Oh, dang! My technician is here for my weekly four o’clock appointment to get my chest waxed.
WOW! Remind me to NEVER bag on my boy EVER again… HE IS INSANE!!! Now, listen up, this is hard for Rico, but I’m about to admit somethin’ crazy… I’M IN PAIN! I hurt in places I didn’t even know existed…
So, here’s what happened. I been bustin’ my intern’s butt for the last few months. Well, I guess it was payback time. ‘Cause this mornin’ just outta the blue he asked me if I wanted to try his new training routine… he said it all nice like…
So I say sure and we go to the gym and I’m thinkin’ we’re just gonna do a few crunches, hang, have a smoothie at the juice bar… and soon I realize that his “new training routine” is really an invitation to train me to DEATH!
The first thing we did was a 30 minute “warm up” on the elliptical. My boy does not mess around… within ten minutes I was drenched and beggin’ for mi madre. I was doin’ all I could to not let the cutie in the Paris t-shirt next to me see that I was gettin WORKED YO! She was rockin’ the iPod Shuffle and them Swarovski Crystal headphones and I tell ya what ladies, y’all be lookin’ real good in them!
After the 30 minute “warm up” we “rested” while he set up some equipment for PHASE 2. First he pulled some portable speakers out of his bag then he hooked them up to his iPod and pumped up the jams. Rico thought it was party time! But not for poor Rico. My boy says “follow my lead” and he was all over the place with sit ups, push ups, dips, shakin’ hips, biceps, triceps, lunges… oyeme… I made it, but barely y’all…
So, Rico learned a lesson. I won’t be bustin’ my intern’s chops for quite some time… well at least until I can walk up the stairs without my leg muscles crying like a baby.
BTW for all of you that were wondering, we saw the Paris t-shirt girl on the way out… She was rockin’ this really cute dress and an off the hook handcuff bracelet. Even though I looked like a sweat bag, she couldn’t help give me the look. I just got that effect on women.
So check it out, recently I was on my computer reading an article that was a real shocker… Apparently Orlando Bloom just turned down doing the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie because he didn’t want to be away from his girlfriend for too long. Now if you know Rico, you know I’m bout makin that money, money… yeah yeah… but if you really know me you know I also be bout my honeys. So I gotta give it up for Orlando. Puttin’ his girl first…
But, here’s the dealio, I also hear she turned him down for marriage like three times… that’s gotta sting! And my question is… why would Orlando turn down somethin’ that made his career to begin with for a girl who probably aint that serious about him in the first place? That’s what I wanna know… but… maybe I’m thinkin bout this all wrong since poor Rico still aint found that “one”…
Maybe I can find some answers by poppin’ the Pirates DVD into my Blu-Ray player, turnin up the speakers to full blast and watchin it on my big flat screen… you know find some hidden meaning that explains it all. I’ll invite all the sexy ladies over tonight to have a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon… and maybe one of yall can help me understand Orlando’s thinkin… because I’m stumped.
Ok ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages… mi gente… I’ve got somethin’ I gotta get off my chest before I go any further… IT IS NOT OK… the way people have just forgiven and forgotten what Chris Brown did. The only thing worse than what he did was that people just seem to have moved on… well, Rico hasn’t. I was the first to say it was NOT cool… as soon as I heard about it, I was on my G1 phone tellin’ my agent to cancel the song I was plannin’ on doin’ with Brown… Rico will take a stand, even if nobody else in Hollywood or the music business will…
Enough of that for now… has Rico told you he’s a Dodger fan? That’s right… Rico be lovin’ his Dodgers. If I’m not at the game then I’m watchin’ them on my flat screen or on my MacBook and if none of that is possible then I def got it playin’ on my iPod.
Rico got invited to sing the National Anthem at the game the other day and I brought Aris and Kip to the game with me… I invited Takahatchi (TY), but I guess it’s not his thang. It was a great game and I love how many ladies love the Dodgers too. After the game I was chillin’ with Manny… yup, Rico got it like that… and we were talkin bout this and that and the other… I got mad respect for Manny, he’s a businessman and a smart one at that! Hopefully I can get him in one of my music videos soon… BTW: I’m workin on another song for my album… its called “DISmiss Chris” and I hear rumor that Jay Z will be layin’ down some flow to go with it…
Que pasa… wussup my people… its ya boy Rico… aka the REAL RICO SUAVE… aka THE the human trending topic… aka the one who fills up ya iPod… aka el muy bonito (the pretty one)… aka THE VIP… aka the one who caused the 50 car pile up when the ladies couldn’t take their eyes off me…
I’m back one more ‘gain… it’s been a busy week since I last wrote yall…
Aris’s party was on Wednesday and thanks to yours truly the music was off the HOOK! The music was bumpin’ through the speakers so loud that it blew everybody’s clothes off and all anybody had left on was their swimwear. Big props to Frederica for the amazing food… it was off the hook!
I made a quick trip back to Glendale, CA for their annual Cruise Night Car Show. That’s right, Rico loves him some classics… almost as much as he loves the sexy ladies. But, one of the main reasons I HAD to be there was because one of my favorite bands was performing… SHA NA NA!!! Whatcha know about that? Grease is still one of my favorite movies. I got some rockin’ pics of the band and really sweet pics of the rides with my camera.
After that I was on such a Sha Na Na high that I went to my boy’s pad and we HAD to watch Grease on his big screen! By the time the movie was over, the pad was packed and we had a house party and we did it up all night long… KEEP ROCKIN’!!!
Yup, that’s right… Brock Lesnar is the REAL DEAL! Now, why is Rico writin’ his ladies about what happened at UFC 100… well for three reasons… first of all… Rico was right there in the front row and if you was watchin’ on ya television sets you saw Rico sittin ringside with Lesnar’s beautiful wife Sable… The second reason is because as Rico scoped the crowd he saw just as many females as he did males. See, Rico knows that the beautiful ladies love somethin’ about two men climbin’ in a cage and getting all sweaty. Sure, I saw y’all turn your heads when Alves was getting his butt whooped but I also saw the starry eyed look you had while you were cheering for Lesnar. It was almost the same look you get when you’re around me. Which brings me to my third reason, Rico knows that his beautiful ladies love to know everything he’s been up to. I got some great shots of the whole night on my camera, especially one with his favorite UFC lady, the beautiful Arianny… but don’t hate ladies, Rico still loves you ALL! I’ll be uploading them onto my MacBook soon.
So ladies, did you know Rico is half Native American? Yup… that’s right, I’m from the Luvagirl tribe… they call me Chief Ohnohedidnt… And I’m gonna use my Native American oneness with nature to win this little contest with Aris… So Mr. Aris… bring out the best GPS you can find, but at the end of the day it’s gonna be SOS for the A-R-I-S! I’ve made a recording of my ladies cheering for me and I’ll be having that playing 24-7 on my iPod to lead me to victory. I even strapped my computer camera to my head and connected it to my laptop so that the ladies can see what Rico sees… and you know what Rico’s going to see at the end? Aris tired and beaten as he realizes he lost AGAIN!
Ok check it out, Rico at it one more time. I've got something serious to talk about yo... THE KING IS DEAD! Now, yall know that Rico believes he's the King of musica, but before Rico ruled the world of muisc, there was one who paved the way for him... the one and only King of Pop, Michael Jackson! I fell right off the elliptical I just bought when I heard the news man make the announcement. It echoed through the sound system I have in my gym. I had to stop and pay close attention to the flat screen on the wall to make sure I heard him right. I can't believe it... he's really gone. My G1 cell phone was ringing off the hook with people callin' me, knowing how much he meant to me. Keep a look out for my brand new single comin' out called “Todos Somos Reyes” (We're All Kings), it's a tribute to the late and greatest Michael Jackson. And if you see me on the streets with the white sequined gloved on my right hand, yall know why...
Yo yo yo... It's Rico! Miss me? Sorry for the long time no speak, but it's all for you, my beautiful fans. I been busy layin' down tracks for the next piece of wonder that I'm puttin' out for all my babygirls and homies! I'd like to tell ya more, but I like to keep it hush hush, build up the suspense. Anyhow, in between doin' my singin' thing, I took a little trip to the desert for Fourth of July weekend and partied it up with my friends and familia. You know how I love mi madre.
Mi Madre is four foot six and loves to party. I got loads of pictures on mydigital camera of us doin' the Mamba, the Rumba, the Samba. Finally she passed out in exhaustion and I had some downtime to chill with the ladies. Lots of pretty ladies. Man was it hot... and so was the weather if ya feel me. I met me a lil desert diva that rocked my world but hey, Rico won't go there, I got loyalty for the fans! I gave her an autograph though and we chilled at my homie's crib watchin' some of my favorite movies (Kill Bill 1 & 2... RIP David Carradine) on my homie's brand new plasma tv... The sound system is BUMPIN! It blew me off my seat.
Ended the night with fireworks then we went back to the house, and get this! Mi Madre had the music turned up, the disco ball going and was singing Karoake to my last album. Wow. I love mi Madre.
Oye me... listen up my beautiful ladies... It's been a good minute since Rico's been up in it, but he's back to tell ya what he's been up to. Me and my boy Aristotle decided to have a lil competition... a race up one of my favorite trails. It was his $1000/hr personally trained body vs the sculpted lean body that Rico was gifted with naturally.
"Ready... set... GO!" yelled the lovely ladies on the sidelines. What would I do without all my babes? It was such a rushhhhhhh. My adrenaline started pumpin' and I turned up myiPod Nano to match. I wasn't worried that Aristotle took the lead, 'cause Rico never starts off fast... I like to start slow and finish hard... and of course Rico didn't want to let the ladies down, they needed autographs, kisses, a flash of my abs...
This lasted a while (so many ladies so little time) until I realized I couldn't even see Aris no more. So I moved into overdrive and started to burn baby burn. BOOM! Here comes Rico... I passed up Aristotle in about a minute and just kept goin'... with music bumpin' in my ears from my latest album I just couldn't be stopped. My songs really kick ass (you should buy my album if you haven't already). When I reached the top of the trail I turned my iPod Nanoto the Rocky theme song... ADRIANNE I DID IT!!!
Of course Aris couldn't admit defeat, but I got a great shot of his tired, beaten face with my SONY CYBERSHOT. Now that's a keeper!
I want you turn down that thumpin’ drum beat. I know you wanna hear my tunes bangin’ 24/7 but today we’re gonna slow it up and get serious. Why? Because, Rico, seven time Grammy Award winning musician, light of every lady’s life, legend in my own time, gift to the world, walking, breathing, living fantasy got something to say! Hola!
Word!
So hear me. You hear me? Cool. See, I’m a feeling artiste and I want you to know how good it feels to be sitting right here, getting my feelings out as the Viva Swag celebrity spokesperson in the area of my expertise, electronics for chicks otherwise known as Girly Gadgets. I feel what I have to say about my feelings about girly gadgets is so... feeling. You feel me? Oye me?
Good ‘cause today what I’m feeling has to do with a certain MP3 very close to my corazon (heart), the APPLE ITOUCH. I touch the ITOUCH and it brings me to tears. That's right, baby. Tears. It’s so good, so fine, so feeling. It’s almost as perfect as me. Almost. And that’s what I’m talking about. You, me, a blog, and my feelings about Viva Swag Girly Gadgets. You catch my feeling? Aight! Oye como va, you rock!
Rico is a seven time Grammy Award winning musician who was discovered at the age of eight when he played the sacrificial sheep in Her Lady of Divine Inspiration's Christmas Pageant. Soon after, he became an original member of the Latino Posole group but broke it off at twelve when his star power eclipsed the rest of the band. By thirteen he had pretty much conquered the world with a unique mix of traditional Latino Love ballads and bad ass punk along with incredibly good looks, stellar personality and unwavering genius. (Rico Bolero is a pseudonym owned by vivaswag.com)
