Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Kardashian. Show all posts

Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Golden Age


Take your pick from the Golden Age… Rico loves them all… Hedy Lamarr, Ava Gardner, Betty Grable but… NONE of them compare to the Queen… Vivien Leigh! With a face that could put to shame even the most beautiful women of today… yes, even you, Kim Kardashian…

If you think maybe you coulda been a babe of the Golden Age… well… all I gotta say is start by checkin’ out this Cutebug Laptop Bag. It’s total vintage, real sexy… super sweet. Would make me look twice, that’s fo sho. But, if you really want to impress Rico (who doesn’t), head over to hit up Takahatchi for perfect pin up make up. Then we can talk.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Beatles are the Soundtrack to Rico’s Life

Quick! What’s your favorite Beatles song? Yeah, Rico can’t think of just one either.

Right now I’m feeling like Sgt. Pepper of the Lonely Hearts Club, because my Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds got married over the weekend…

Yeah, I’m talking about Khloe Kardashian. I been stuck on stupid for Khloe for a long while, but hey, I’m not hatin’ on Lamar, I’m actually thankful. See, everyone knows Rico can’t be tied down anyway. Too many beautiful babies in the world. And the fans! Gotta think of the fans. They’d be devestated. Right?

Course… ALL the Kardashian sisters really do got me stuck on stupid… All right. Do You Want to Know a Secret? I’m actually very vulnerable. See, though I’m Getting Better, truth is, ever since Khloe gave me the Hello Goodbye at the Awards last year, it’s Been a Hard Days Night. I have suffered.

Greatly.

I mean, feel me here. I can’t always be the tough guy, the guy who lets love pass him by, the guy who sacrifices everything for the fans. Sometimes it hurts. It really hurts. I’m very sensitive underneath all my sinewy muscle.

So hey, send some love my way. Drop me a piece of fan mail, tell me I’m the center of your universe, remind me that If I Need Someone, there’s someone out there… always. Remind me: Yo Rico! Here Comes the Sun!