The Man, the Myth, the Mamasitas

So check it peeps, this is part 2 of Rico’s long weekend. After the UFC fight it was down to BJ Penn’s celebration party which was bumpin’, but Rico didn’t get no sleep and I got back in town with barely enough time to get myself ready for the Teen Choice Awards! As soon as I got there another fan pulled her Powershot Camera from her canvas camera case and just started snapping away. And you know me… I’m always willing to please my fans, so of course I modeled some with her. And I gotta admit, she looked cute in her mini dress, Tinkerbell heart necklace, customized G1 with butterfly case, crystal studded bluetooth and of course her I LOVE RICO sign.

Anyhow, after doing my civic duty I finally got into the awards. For those who missed it, Dane Cook hit a low blow (that they edited out) when he told Vanessa Hudgens “cell phones are for phone calls not naked pictures.” But back to the awards… of course Rico swept the awards… WHAT? You didn’t see it? Oh that’s right. They called me up so many times that my manager just told them to edit me out so we can use the footage to make my first full length movie: Rico Bolero, the Man, the Myth, the Mamasitas. Maybe Meadow wants to co-star?

Pirates and their Booty

So check it out, recently I was on my computer reading an article that was a real shocker… Apparently Orlando Bloom just turned down doing the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie because he didn’t want to be away from his girlfriend for too long. Now if you know Rico, you know I’m bout makin that money, money… yeah yeah… but if you really know me you know I also be bout my honeys. So I gotta give it up for Orlando. Puttin’ his girl first…

But, here’s the dealio, I also hear she turned him down for marriage like three times… that’s gotta sting! And my question is… why would Orlando turn down somethin’ that made his career to begin with for a girl who probably aint that serious about him in the first place? That’s what I wanna know… but… maybe I’m thinkin bout this all wrong since poor Rico still aint found that “one”…

Maybe I can find some answers by poppin’ the Pirates DVD into my Blu-Ray player, turnin up the speakers to full blast and watchin it on my big flat screen… you know find some hidden meaning that explains it all. I’ll invite all the sexy ladies over tonight to have a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon… and maybe one of yall can help me understand Orlando’s thinkin… because I’m stumped.

Rico reveals his Native American side

So ladies, did you know Rico is half Native American? Yup… that’s right, I’m from the Luvagirl tribe… they call me Chief Ohnohedidnt… And I’m gonna use my Native American oneness with nature to win this little contest with Aris… So Mr. Aris… bring out the best GPS you can find, but at the end of the day it’s gonna be SOS for the A-R-I-S! I’ve made a recording of my ladies cheering for me and I’ll be having that playing 24-7 on my iPod to lead me to victory. I even strapped my computer camera to my head and connected it to my laptop so that the ladies can see what Rico sees… and you know what Rico’s going to see at the end? Aris tired and beaten as he realizes he lost AGAIN!

I Touch the ITOUCH and it Brings Me to Tears

Aight baby girls and chillin’ guys (mi gentes),

I want you turn down that thumpin’ drum beat. I know you wanna hear my tunes bangin’ 24/7 but today we’re gonna slow it up and get serious. Why? Because, Rico, seven time Grammy Award winning musician, light of every lady’s life, legend in my own time, gift to the world, walking, breathing, living fantasy got something to say! Hola!

Word!

So hear me. You hear me? Cool. See, I’m a feeling artiste and I want you to know how good it feels to be sitting right here, getting my feelings out as the Viva Swag celebrity spokesperson in the area of my expertise, electronics for chicks otherwise known as Girly Gadgets. I feel what I have to say about my feelings about girly gadgets is so... feeling. You feel me? Oye me?

Good ‘cause today what I’m feeling has to do with a certain MP3 very close to my corazon (heart), the APPLE ITOUCH. I touch the ITOUCH and it brings me to tears. That's right, baby. Tears. It’s so good, so fine, so feeling. It’s almost as perfect as me. Almost. And that’s what I’m talking about. You, me, a blog, and my feelings about Viva Swag Girly Gadgets. You catch my feeling? Aight! Oye como va, you rock!