Yup, that’s right… Brock Lesnar is the REAL DEAL! Now, why is Rico writin’ his ladies about what happened at UFC 100… well for three reasons… first of all… Rico was right there in the front row and if you was watchin’ on ya television sets you saw Rico sittin ringside with Lesnar’s beautiful wife Sable… The second reason is because as Rico scoped the crowd he saw just as many females as he did males. See, Rico knows that the beautiful ladies love somethin’ about two men climbin’ in a cage and getting all sweaty. Sure, I saw y’all turn your heads when Alves was getting his butt whooped but I also saw the starry eyed look you had while you were cheering for Lesnar. It was almost the same look you get when you’re around me. Which brings me to my third reason, Rico knows that his beautiful ladies love to know everything he’s been up to. I got some great shots of the whole night on my camera, especially one with his favorite UFC lady, the beautiful Arianny… but don’t hate ladies, Rico still loves you ALL! I’ll be uploading them onto my MacBook soon.
So ladies, did you know Rico is half Native American? Yup… that’s right, I’m from the Luvagirl tribe… they call me Chief Ohnohedidnt… And I’m gonna use my Native American oneness with nature to win this little contest with Aris… So Mr. Aris… bring out the best GPS you can find, but at the end of the day it’s gonna be SOS for the A-R-I-S! I’ve made a recording of my ladies cheering for me and I’ll be having that playing 24-7 on my iPod to lead me to victory. I even strapped my computer camera to my head and connected it to my laptop so that the ladies can see what Rico sees… and you know what Rico’s going to see at the end? Aris tired and beaten as he realizes he lost AGAIN!
Rico is a seven time Grammy Award winning musician who was discovered at the age of eight when he played the sacrificial sheep in Her Lady of Divine Inspiration's Christmas Pageant. Soon after, he became an original member of the Latino Posole group but broke it off at twelve when his star power eclipsed the rest of the band. By thirteen he had pretty much conquered the world with a unique mix of traditional Latino Love ballads and bad ass punk along with incredibly good looks, stellar personality and unwavering genius. (Rico Bolero is a pseudonym owned by vivaswag.com)
Yup, that’s right… Brock Lesnar is the REAL DEAL! Now, why is Rico writin’ his ladies about what happened at UFC 100… well for three reasons… first of all… Rico was right there in the front row and if you was watchin’ on ya television sets you saw Rico sittin ringside with Lesnar’s beautiful wife Sable… The second reason is because as Rico scoped the crowd he saw just as many females as he did males. See, Rico knows that the beautiful ladies love somethin’ about two men climbin’ in a cage and getting all sweaty. Sure, I saw y’all turn your heads when Alves was getting his butt whooped but I also saw the starry eyed look you had while you were cheering for Lesnar. It was almost the same look you get when you’re around me. Which brings me to my third reason, Rico knows that his beautiful ladies love to know everything he’s been up to. I got some great shots of the whole night on my camera, especially one with his favorite UFC lady, the beautiful Arianny… but don’t hate ladies, Rico still loves you ALL! I’ll be uploading them onto my MacBook soon.
