Rico Knows Feng Shui…

So first things first, let me address this thing between me & Aris… his irritation with me. Aris, you are so uptight lately! Please, do yourself a favor and invite Saige over for some nice relaxing meditation and lay off the hater-aid!

As a matter of fact, just so you know there’s no hard feelin’s for you overreactin’, I’m sendin you a bottle of Dom that I hope you’ll take as a peace offerin’… according to Freddie its one of the BEST!

So check it… back to what’s important… Rico’s been doin’ some soul searchin’ lately and so I myself had Saige come over and do her feng shui magic. I was totally open and accepting unlike some people (hint hint: ARISTOTLE!!!) so I just sat back and let her do her thang. I even let her put this Zen Garden Flower Holder on my hallway table. And you know what? She was right! The place was transformed! Girl’s got skills.

Anyhow, it was late when she got done so she just crashed in the spare room for the night. She had to leave early for one of her meditations, so I set my Flying Alarm Clock for her… it was the funniest thang watchin’ her chase after the propeller all around the room so she could get it to turn off! I almost heard HER go off… but she just stood still… closed her eyes… took a deep breath… and… don’t ask me how it happened… but the propeller flew right into her outstretched hands… spooky! Saige has powers yo… weird powers… I think I need to be hangin’ with her more often…

Po Boys Make Me Dance!

Whatup mi gente… Rico is about to talk about a samich…. and YES… I said SAMICH!!! Not sandwich… a sandwich is somethin’ ya mama made ya to take to school and I loves my mama but this aintcha mama’s sandwich… but one of Ms. Fredrica Delacroix’s famous, delightful and dare I say even SEXY roast beef po boy sammiches…

See… I’ve made a deal with Freddie… I’m givin’ her Salsa dancin’ lessons and in return she’ll make me a roast beef po boy anytime I want! Of course Rico doesn’t indulge in these babies every day, but even if I did, my amazing genetics would allow me to eat them and not gain an ounce of fat… can’t say the same for Freddie who really has to work at keeping slim. Saw her just yesterday fly by with her Puma shoes and dove shirt… she was hardcore runnin’ off the guilt with the red earbuds and iPod in the Nike iPod Arm Band.

And seems she’s starting to do that a lot, run off that guilt that is. See, I hear tell that Aristotle bought her a membership to the Cheesecake of the Month Club. Now, I’m no detective or nothin’, but this is weird. Aris buying her thoughtful gifts and then Freddie askin’ for Salsa lessons instead of payment for her sammiches which is really weird because I just got done givin Aris Salsa dancin’ lessons too… I wonder… nah.

DISmiss Chris!

Ok ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages… mi gente… I’ve got somethin’ I gotta get off my chest before I go any further… IT IS NOT OK… the way people have just forgiven and forgotten what Chris Brown did. The only thing worse than what he did was that people just seem to have moved on… well, Rico hasn’t. I was the first to say it was NOT cool… as soon as I heard about it, I was on my G1 phone tellin’ my agent to cancel the song I was plannin’ on doin’ with Brown… Rico will take a stand, even if nobody else in Hollywood or the music business will…

Enough of that for now… has Rico told you he’s a Dodger fan? That’s right… Rico be lovin’ his Dodgers. If I’m not at the game then I’m watchin’ them on my flat screen or on my MacBook and if none of that is possible then I def got it playin’ on my iPod.

Rico got invited to sing the National Anthem at the game the other day and I brought Aris and Kip to the game with me… I invited Takahatchi (TY), but I guess it’s not his thang. It was a great game and I love how many ladies love the Dodgers too. After the game I was chillin’ with Manny… yup, Rico got it like that… and we were talkin bout this and that and the other… I got mad respect for Manny, he’s a businessman and a smart one at that! Hopefully I can get him in one of my music videos soon… BTW: I’m workin on another song for my album… its called “DISmiss Chris” and I hear rumor that Jay Z will be layin’ down some flow to go with it…

I love it when you’re cruisin’ with Rico!

Que pasa… wussup my people… its ya boy Rico… aka the REAL RICO SUAVE… aka THE the human trending topic… aka the one who fills up ya iPod… aka el muy bonito (the pretty one)… aka THE VIP… aka the one who caused the 50 car pile up when the ladies couldn’t take their eyes off me…

I’m back one more ‘gain… it’s been a busy week since I last wrote yall…

Aris’s party was on Wednesday and thanks to yours truly the music was off the HOOK! The music was bumpin’ through the speakers so loud that it blew everybody’s clothes off and all anybody had left on was their swimwear. Big props to Frederica for the amazing food… it was off the hook!

I made a quick trip back to Glendale, CA for their annual Cruise Night Car Show. That’s right, Rico loves him some classics… almost as much as he loves the sexy ladies. But, one of the main reasons I HAD to be there was because one of my favorite bands was performing… SHA NA NA!!! Whatcha know about that? Grease is still one of my favorite movies. I got some rockin’ pics of the band and really sweet pics of the rides with my camera.

After that I was on such a Sha Na Na high that I went to my boy’s pad and we HAD to watch Grease on his big screen! By the time the movie was over, the pad was packed and we had a house party and we did it up all night long… KEEP ROCKIN’!!!

Rico reveals his Native American side

So ladies, did you know Rico is half Native American? Yup… that’s right, I’m from the Luvagirl tribe… they call me Chief Ohnohedidnt… And I’m gonna use my Native American oneness with nature to win this little contest with Aris… So Mr. Aris… bring out the best GPS you can find, but at the end of the day it’s gonna be SOS for the A-R-I-S! I’ve made a recording of my ladies cheering for me and I’ll be having that playing 24-7 on my iPod to lead me to victory. I even strapped my computer camera to my head and connected it to my laptop so that the ladies can see what Rico sees… and you know what Rico’s going to see at the end? Aris tired and beaten as he realizes he lost AGAIN!