Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Rico Knows Feng Shui…

So first things first, let me address this thing between me & Aris… his irritation with me. Aris, you are so uptight lately! Please, do yourself a favor and invite Saige over for some nice relaxing meditation and lay off the hater-aid!

As a matter of fact, just so you know there’s no hard feelin’s for you overreactin’, I’m sendin you a bottle of Dom that I hope you’ll take as a peace offerin’… according to Freddie its one of the BEST!

So check it… back to what’s important… Rico’s been doin’ some soul searchin’ lately and so I myself had Saige come over and do her feng shui magic. I was totally open and accepting unlike some people (hint hint: ARISTOTLE!!!) so I just sat back and let her do her thang. I even let her put this Zen Garden Flower Holder on my hallway table. And you know what? She was right! The place was transformed! Girl’s got skills.

Anyhow, it was late when she got done so she just crashed in the spare room for the night. She had to leave early for one of her meditations, so I set my Flying Alarm Clock for her… it was the funniest thang watchin’ her chase after the propeller all around the room so she could get it to turn off! I almost heard HER go off… but she just stood still… closed her eyes… took a deep breath… and… don’t ask me how it happened… but the propeller flew right into her outstretched hands… spooky! Saige has powers yo… weird powers… I think I need to be hangin’ with her more often…

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