So, there you have Rico’s Top 12 Christmas Wishlist Must Haves! I believe that everybody deserves to have a speaker dock for their iPod, so I’m sending everybody I know one that reminds me of them… I specifically hand picked this one for Tiger Woods… any guess why?
Bad Romance? The last relationship Rico was in… or the title to Lady Gaga’s latest hit? Ding ding! Both! See Rico’s not much of a Lady Gaga fan… his… her… music ehhh… it’s no Rico classic, that’s for sure! But, you gotta hand it to her. A a title like “Bad Romance” and you really can’t help but dig the lyrics… or the rockin’ heartbeat headphones she wore for the video. He… She… rocks them! They’re rugged and sexy and have a great sound… just like RICO!
WOW! Remind me to NEVER bag on my boy EVER again… HE IS INSANE!!! Now, listen up, this is hard for Rico, but I’m about to admit somethin’ crazy… I’M IN PAIN! I hurt in places I didn’t even know existed…
So, here’s what happened. I been bustin’ my intern’s butt for the last few months. Well, I guess it was payback time. ‘Cause this mornin’ just outta the blue he asked me if I wanted to try his new training routine… he said it all nice like…
So I say sure and we go to the gym and I’m thinkin’ we’re just gonna do a few crunches, hang, have a smoothie at the juice bar… and soon I realize that his “new training routine” is really an invitation to train me to DEATH!
The first thing we did was a 30 minute “warm up” on the elliptical. My boy does not mess around… within ten minutes I was drenched and beggin’ for mi madre. I was doin’ all I could to not let the cutie in the Paris t-shirt next to me see that I was gettin WORKED YO! She was rockin’ the iPod Shuffle and them Swarovski Crystal headphones and I tell ya what ladies, y’all be lookin’ real good in them!
After the 30 minute “warm up” we “rested” while he set up some equipment for PHASE 2. First he pulled some portable speakers out of his bag then he hooked them up to his iPod and pumped up the jams. Rico thought it was party time! But not for poor Rico. My boy says “follow my lead” and he was all over the place with sit ups, push ups, dips, shakin’ hips, biceps, triceps, lunges… oyeme… I made it, but barely y’all…
So, Rico learned a lesson. I won’t be bustin’ my intern’s chops for quite some time… well at least until I can walk up the stairs without my leg muscles crying like a baby.
BTW for all of you that were wondering, we saw the Paris t-shirt girl on the way out… She was rockin’ this really cute dress and an off the hook handcuff bracelet. Even though I looked like a sweat bag, she couldn’t help give me the look. I just got that effect on women.
Rico is a seven time Grammy Award winning musician who was discovered at the age of eight when he played the sacrificial sheep in Her Lady of Divine Inspiration's Christmas Pageant. Soon after, he became an original member of the Latino Posole group but broke it off at twelve when his star power eclipsed the rest of the band. By thirteen he had pretty much conquered the world with a unique mix of traditional Latino Love ballads and bad ass punk along with incredibly good looks, stellar personality and unwavering genius. (Rico Bolero is a pseudonym owned by vivaswag.com)
