Ok people… I’m going to admit Rico’s a little heated right now… I mean where does Kanye get off yo? Ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ bout! I was at the VMA’s chillin’ as always. The next thing I know America’s OTHER Sweetheart (other than Meadow of course) Taylor Swift is bein’ ambushed by someone whose fifteen minutes of fame were over an hour ago! Notice he didn’t do it to any of the guys like Greenday or T. I. or Eminem or Gaga… I mean… well… y’all know what I mean!
Anyhow, I was backstage when it all happened and if I hadn’t promised the swag bag to my sister I probably would’ve knocked him out with it as he passed me by! But I knew she wanted the gifts… a really cool Digital Frame Key Chain, a gloss kit… a sequin scarf… a speaker pillow… and they even somehow got my amazing physique and copied it onto a silver pendant and necklace! I wonder if I should sue? NAH! Can’t blame them for wantin’ me as close to them as possible! Cuz ya know… considerin their options… Kanye… Chris… who wouldn’t choose Rico? It’s just common sense people!
**Hey Rico this is Kanye… I know you writin’ a blog about me just like that skanky chick who smells like hummus, Saige did. And guess what? I’m gonna let you finish you know why? Because everyone knows Kanye got the skills and Rico wasn’t even in the runnin’ for a VMA **
WHOA! Just keep going Kanye, just keep going, you’ll commit your own career suicide. And by the way, everyone knows I wasn’t up for a VMA because I backed out to give others a chance for once, felt embarrassed sweeping them again this year. That’s the kinda dude I am. Classy. Live and learn Kanye.
I don't remember modeling for this!
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