The Beatles are the Soundtrack to Rico’s Life

Quick! What’s your favorite Beatles song? Yeah, Rico can’t think of just one either.

Right now I’m feeling like Sgt. Pepper of the Lonely Hearts Club, because my Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds got married over the weekend…

Yeah, I’m talking about Khloe Kardashian. I been stuck on stupid for Khloe for a long while, but hey, I’m not hatin’ on Lamar, I’m actually thankful. See, everyone knows Rico can’t be tied down anyway. Too many beautiful babies in the world. And the fans! Gotta think of the fans. They’d be devestated. Right?

Course… ALL the Kardashian sisters really do got me stuck on stupid… All right. Do You Want to Know a Secret? I’m actually very vulnerable. See, though I’m Getting Better, truth is, ever since Khloe gave me the Hello Goodbye at the Awards last year, it’s Been a Hard Days Night. I have suffered.

Greatly.

I mean, feel me here. I can’t always be the tough guy, the guy who lets love pass him by, the guy who sacrifices everything for the fans. Sometimes it hurts. It really hurts. I’m very sensitive underneath all my sinewy muscle.

So hey, send some love my way. Drop me a piece of fan mail, tell me I’m the center of your universe, remind me that If I Need Someone, there’s someone out there… always. Remind me: Yo Rico! Here Comes the Sun!

Po Boys Make Me Dance!

Whatup mi gente… Rico is about to talk about a samich…. and YES… I said SAMICH!!! Not sandwich… a sandwich is somethin’ ya mama made ya to take to school and I loves my mama but this aintcha mama’s sandwich… but one of Ms. Fredrica Delacroix’s famous, delightful and dare I say even SEXY roast beef po boy sammiches…

See… I’ve made a deal with Freddie… I’m givin’ her Salsa dancin’ lessons and in return she’ll make me a roast beef po boy anytime I want! Of course Rico doesn’t indulge in these babies every day, but even if I did, my amazing genetics would allow me to eat them and not gain an ounce of fat… can’t say the same for Freddie who really has to work at keeping slim. Saw her just yesterday fly by with her Puma shoes and dove shirt… she was hardcore runnin’ off the guilt with the red earbuds and iPod in the Nike iPod Arm Band.

And seems she’s starting to do that a lot, run off that guilt that is. See, I hear tell that Aristotle bought her a membership to the Cheesecake of the Month Club. Now, I’m no detective or nothin’, but this is weird. Aris buying her thoughtful gifts and then Freddie askin’ for Salsa lessons instead of payment for her sammiches which is really weird because I just got done givin Aris Salsa dancin’ lessons too… I wonder… nah.

Yo Rico... It's Kanye!

Ok people… I’m going to admit Rico’s a little heated right now… I mean where does Kanye get off yo? Ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ bout! I was at the VMA’s chillin’ as always. The next thing I know America’s OTHER Sweetheart (other than Meadow of course) Taylor Swift is bein’ ambushed by someone whose fifteen minutes of fame were over an hour ago! Notice he didn’t do it to any of the guys like Greenday or T. I. or Eminem or Gaga… I mean… well… y’all know what I mean!

Anyhow, I was backstage when it all happened and if I hadn’t promised the swag bag to my sister I probably would’ve knocked him out with it as he passed me by! But I knew she wanted the gifts… a really cool Digital Frame Key Chain, a gloss kit… a sequin scarf… a speaker pillow… and they even somehow got my amazing physique and copied it onto a silver pendant and necklace! I wonder if I should sue? NAH! Can’t blame them for wantin’ me as close to them as possible! Cuz ya know… considerin their options… Kanye… Chris… who wouldn’t choose Rico? It’s just common sense people!

**Hey Rico this is Kanye… I know you writin’ a blog about me just like that skanky chick who smells like hummus, Saige did. And guess what? I’m gonna let you finish you know why? Because everyone knows Kanye got the skills and Rico wasn’t even in the runnin’ for a VMA **

WHOA! Just keep going Kanye, just keep going, you’ll commit your own career suicide. And by the way, everyone knows I wasn’t up for a VMA because I backed out to give others a chance for once, felt embarrassed sweeping them again this year. That’s the kinda dude I am. Classy. Live and learn Kanye.

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Independent Chicas

This past weekend was my sister Roxana’s “don’t call me Roxie” birthday… so as much as I hated doin’ it, I DID miss UFC 102, but it’s my little sister… wouldn’t put her on the backburner for nothin’! Did I hear some “Awwwws” out there in the crowd?

Anyhow, to make it real special, I rented out a club for her so we could have a big ole bash uninterrupted.

Li’l sis was trippin’, super excited about it, and she went right out and bought a: “I’m 21 so I can dress how I want” dress… but I wasn’t havin’ it! She’s still a baby to me, and I know how guys are! But she’s an independent chica, and she told me to mind my own business, it’s her birthday and she can dress how she wants to. Man, she told me good. Don’t argue with a woman if you can help it. You won’t win. So I just grinned and said, hey baby girl is all grown up!

Then to make things extra special, I rented a limo for all of us and we showed up to the party an hour late… cuz we were havin’ such a blast drivin’ up Sunset and screaming out of the top of the limo like a bunch of banshees.

Of course the paps were out in force and my li’l sis had to put on her fave pair of butterfly sunglasses just to make it in the club! My sis was totally surprised at how they decorated the joint… she be lovin’ the bright lights and disco balls. Then Frederica hooked it up with some of her favorite comfort foods! She is so lucky she has a bro like me, I got the connections!

For gifts? Forget about it.

Meadow… she LOVED the elephant jewelry box… Saige… you rocked her world by findin’ her that retro lips phone! And when she thought all the gifts had been passed out… here come the waiter with what li’l sis thought was food under the silver tray cover… but underneath… Shazam! The Jimmy Choo ‘Lola’ Studded Leather Tote Bag she been wantin’ since like forever and sittin’ below it a MACBOOK PRO… from me. Best bro in the world.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS!