Pirates and their Booty

So check it out, recently I was on my computer reading an article that was a real shocker… Apparently Orlando Bloom just turned down doing the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie because he didn’t want to be away from his girlfriend for too long. Now if you know Rico, you know I’m bout makin that money, money… yeah yeah… but if you really know me you know I also be bout my honeys. So I gotta give it up for Orlando. Puttin’ his girl first…

But, here’s the dealio, I also hear she turned him down for marriage like three times… that’s gotta sting! And my question is… why would Orlando turn down somethin’ that made his career to begin with for a girl who probably aint that serious about him in the first place? That’s what I wanna know… but… maybe I’m thinkin bout this all wrong since poor Rico still aint found that “one”…

Maybe I can find some answers by poppin’ the Pirates DVD into my Blu-Ray player, turnin up the speakers to full blast and watchin it on my big flat screen… you know find some hidden meaning that explains it all. I’ll invite all the sexy ladies over tonight to have a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon… and maybe one of yall can help me understand Orlando’s thinkin… because I’m stumped.

DISmiss Chris!

Ok ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages… mi gente… I’ve got somethin’ I gotta get off my chest before I go any further… IT IS NOT OK… the way people have just forgiven and forgotten what Chris Brown did. The only thing worse than what he did was that people just seem to have moved on… well, Rico hasn’t. I was the first to say it was NOT cool… as soon as I heard about it, I was on my G1 phone tellin’ my agent to cancel the song I was plannin’ on doin’ with Brown… Rico will take a stand, even if nobody else in Hollywood or the music business will…

Enough of that for now… has Rico told you he’s a Dodger fan? That’s right… Rico be lovin’ his Dodgers. If I’m not at the game then I’m watchin’ them on my flat screen or on my MacBook and if none of that is possible then I def got it playin’ on my iPod.

Rico got invited to sing the National Anthem at the game the other day and I brought Aris and Kip to the game with me… I invited Takahatchi (TY), but I guess it’s not his thang. It was a great game and I love how many ladies love the Dodgers too. After the game I was chillin’ with Manny… yup, Rico got it like that… and we were talkin bout this and that and the other… I got mad respect for Manny, he’s a businessman and a smart one at that! Hopefully I can get him in one of my music videos soon… BTW: I’m workin on another song for my album… its called “DISmiss Chris” and I hear rumor that Jay Z will be layin’ down some flow to go with it…

I love it when you’re cruisin’ with Rico!

Que pasa… wussup my people… its ya boy Rico… aka the REAL RICO SUAVE… aka THE the human trending topic… aka the one who fills up ya iPod… aka el muy bonito (the pretty one)… aka THE VIP… aka the one who caused the 50 car pile up when the ladies couldn’t take their eyes off me…

I’m back one more ‘gain… it’s been a busy week since I last wrote yall…

Aris’s party was on Wednesday and thanks to yours truly the music was off the HOOK! The music was bumpin’ through the speakers so loud that it blew everybody’s clothes off and all anybody had left on was their swimwear. Big props to Frederica for the amazing food… it was off the hook!

I made a quick trip back to Glendale, CA for their annual Cruise Night Car Show. That’s right, Rico loves him some classics… almost as much as he loves the sexy ladies. But, one of the main reasons I HAD to be there was because one of my favorite bands was performing… SHA NA NA!!! Whatcha know about that? Grease is still one of my favorite movies. I got some rockin’ pics of the band and really sweet pics of the rides with my camera.

After that I was on such a Sha Na Na high that I went to my boy’s pad and we HAD to watch Grease on his big screen! By the time the movie was over, the pad was packed and we had a house party and we did it up all night long… KEEP ROCKIN’!!!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT’S ALL OVER!!!

Yup, that’s right… Brock Lesnar is the REAL DEAL! Now, why is Rico writin’ his ladies about what happened at UFC 100… well for three reasons… first of all… Rico was right there in the front row and if you was watchin’ on ya television sets you saw Rico sittin ringside with Lesnar’s beautiful wife Sable… The second reason is because as Rico scoped the crowd he saw just as many females as he did males. See, Rico knows that the beautiful ladies love somethin’ about two men climbin’ in a cage and getting all sweaty. Sure, I saw y’all turn your heads when Alves was getting his butt whooped but I also saw the starry eyed look you had while you were cheering for Lesnar. It was almost the same look you get when you’re around me. Which brings me to my third reason, Rico knows that his beautiful ladies love to know everything he’s been up to. I got some great shots of the whole night on my camera, especially one with his favorite UFC lady, the beautiful Arianny… but don’t hate ladies, Rico still loves you ALL! I’ll be uploading them onto my MacBook soon.

Rico reveals his Native American side

So ladies, did you know Rico is half Native American? Yup… that’s right, I’m from the Luvagirl tribe… they call me Chief Ohnohedidnt… And I’m gonna use my Native American oneness with nature to win this little contest with Aris… So Mr. Aris… bring out the best GPS you can find, but at the end of the day it’s gonna be SOS for the A-R-I-S! I’ve made a recording of my ladies cheering for me and I’ll be having that playing 24-7 on my iPod to lead me to victory. I even strapped my computer camera to my head and connected it to my laptop so that the ladies can see what Rico sees… and you know what Rico’s going to see at the end? Aris tired and beaten as he realizes he lost AGAIN!

RIP to the King of Pop!

Ok check it out, Rico at it one more time. I've got something serious to talk about yo... THE KING IS DEAD! Now, yall know that Rico believes he's the King of musica, but before Rico ruled the world of muisc, there was one who paved the way for him... the one and only King of Pop, Michael Jackson! I fell right off the elliptical I just bought when I heard the news man make the announcement. It echoed through the sound system I have in my gym. I had to stop and pay close attention to the flat screen on the wall to make sure I heard him right. I can't believe it... he's really gone. My G1 cell phone was ringing off the hook with people callin' me, knowing how much he meant to me. Keep a look out for my brand new single comin' out called “Todos Somos Reyes” (We're All Kings), it's a tribute to the late and greatest Michael Jackson. And if you see me on the streets with the white sequined gloved on my right hand, yall know why...

I Love Mi Madre

Yo yo yo... It's Rico! Miss me? Sorry for the long time no speak, but it's all for you, my beautiful fans. I been busy layin' down tracks for the next piece of wonder that I'm puttin' out for all my babygirls and homies! I'd like to tell ya more, but I like to keep it hush hush, build up the suspense. Anyhow, in between doin' my singin' thing, I took a little trip to the desert for Fourth of July weekend and partied it up with my friends and familia. You know how I love mi madre.

Mi Madre is four foot six and loves to party. I got loads of pictures on my digital camera of us doin' the Mamba, the Rumba, the Samba. Finally she passed out in exhaustion and I had some downtime to chill with the ladies. Lots of pretty ladies. Man was it hot... and so was the weather if ya feel me. I met me a lil desert diva that rocked my world but hey, Rico won't go there, I got loyalty for the fans! I gave her an autograph though and we chilled at my homie's crib watchin' some of my favorite movies (Kill Bill 1 & 2... RIP David Carradine) on my homie's brand new plasma tv... The sound system is BUMPIN! It blew me off my seat.

Ended the night with fireworks then we went back to the house, and get this! Mi Madre had the music turned up, the disco ball going and was singing Karoake to my last album. Wow. I love mi Madre.