Oyeme… listen up peeps… I know I ain’t been aroun for a minute, so let me catch you up on what’s be goin’ on… for a good minute now, Rico been gettin’ these crazy mad calls on his cellie… it’s just some girlie who keeps cryin’ and then she says “Ima getcha Rico!” and hangs up… she be textin’ me non-stop too… IMs… e-mails… this girl got it bad!

She sent me a delivery to the studio… Now, normally I don’t mind gettin’ flowers, but these were black roses and look like they bleedin’ yo… and crazier… the note said:

“SEE YOU SOON!”

Okay, so remember that Twitter party we had a minute ago? I went out afterwards to celebrate the success… the last thing I remember is takin’ a sip of some cup that was smokin’… I woke up on the couch in my house… I hear a buncha noises… gunshots… thunder… screaming… all these lights be flashin’ like crazy… there’s cobwebs all over… I see things movin’ on the floor… buncha rats and spiders… there’s smoke comin’ from a skull fountain on my coffee table… there’s a talkin’ severed head on the floor in front of my door, bright pumpkin head lights floatin’ around me and I know this sounds crazy, but there was GHOSTS in my coi pond!

And then… Suddenly my cellie rings…

Rico: This is Rico!
it’s that cryin’ again yo…

Rico: Why you cryin’?
… more cryin’…

Rico: yo who is this… if this is Aris…
voice: It’s me Rico!

Rico: Me who?
voice: Rico… its me…

Rico: ME WHO???
Someone jumps out from behind a tree with the grim reaper outfit on and grabs me… I stumble to the ground and suddenly I hear laughing… I turn around and its Saige!

She keeps laughing as she helps me up… Yo… I’ll be honest peeps, I completely forgot I had asked Saige to decorate the pad for the party!

Don’t miss my Halloween Party… you’ll spend the rest of your life havin’ to live down the fact that you missed THE Halloween PARTAY of the century!

Speakin’ of parties… we doin it again tomorrow! We doin’ that Twitter party thang one more gain, so don’t miss out yo!

Rico Knows Feng Shui…

So first things first, let me address this thing between me & Aris… his irritation with me. Aris, you are so uptight lately! Please, do yourself a favor and invite Saige over for some nice relaxing meditation and lay off the hater-aid!

As a matter of fact, just so you know there’s no hard feelin’s for you overreactin’, I’m sendin you a bottle of Dom that I hope you’ll take as a peace offerin’… according to Freddie its one of the BEST!

So check it… back to what’s important… Rico’s been doin’ some soul searchin’ lately and so I myself had Saige come over and do her feng shui magic. I was totally open and accepting unlike some people (hint hint: ARISTOTLE!!!) so I just sat back and let her do her thang. I even let her put this Zen Garden Flower Holder on my hallway table. And you know what? She was right! The place was transformed! Girl’s got skills.

Anyhow, it was late when she got done so she just crashed in the spare room for the night. She had to leave early for one of her meditations, so I set my Flying Alarm Clock for her… it was the funniest thang watchin’ her chase after the propeller all around the room so she could get it to turn off! I almost heard HER go off… but she just stood still… closed her eyes… took a deep breath… and… don’t ask me how it happened… but the propeller flew right into her outstretched hands… spooky! Saige has powers yo… weird powers… I think I need to be hangin’ with her more often…

Where my Twitter Party Tweeple at???

You can’t spell PARTY without R-I-C-O!!! Well you can, but who would want to! Tomorrow’s the big day peoples… Viva Swag is doin a big time collabo with Daily Dose of Style, Fashion Tribes and Mom Generations to pull off the MOST SWAGALICIOUS TWITTER PARTY OF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIME! Who’s gonna be the lucky winners? We’ve got TONS of gifts to giveaway… thousands of dollars worth to be exact! So, whether you’ve got your laptop safely tucked away in your pink shuttle bag, red laptop sleeve, blue laptop carrier, green laptop bag, or Rico’s personal favorite, the Purple Cute Bug Laptop Bag, make sure you’re rockin’ with us tomorrow night, Thursday, October 15. The party gets poppin’ at 8:00 pm Eastern time until 10:00 pm… that’s 5:00 pm to 7:00 pm Pacific time for all you rockin’ on the West Coast! So, make sure you’re following @VivaSwag, @AudreyMcClellan, @FashionTribes and @DailyDoseStyle and don’t forget the party hashtag #daildosestyle!

Oh and check it out, for those of you who ain’t bought the pink shuttle bag, don’t forget to sign up for the Viva Swag Giveway, with all the SWAGALICIOUS gifts, hand picked by yours truly!