I Touch the ITOUCH and it Brings Me to Tears

Aight baby girls and chillin’ guys (mi gentes),

I want you turn down that thumpin’ drum beat. I know you wanna hear my tunes bangin’ 24/7 but today we’re gonna slow it up and get serious. Why? Because, Rico, seven time Grammy Award winning musician, light of every lady’s life, legend in my own time, gift to the world, walking, breathing, living fantasy got something to say! Hola!

Word!

So hear me. You hear me? Cool. See, I’m a feeling artiste and I want you to know how good it feels to be sitting right here, getting my feelings out as the Viva Swag celebrity spokesperson in the area of my expertise, electronics for chicks otherwise known as Girly Gadgets. I feel what I have to say about my feelings about girly gadgets is so... feeling. You feel me? Oye me?

Good ‘cause today what I’m feeling has to do with a certain MP3 very close to my corazon (heart), the APPLE ITOUCH. I touch the ITOUCH and it brings me to tears. That's right, baby. Tears. It’s so good, so fine, so feeling. It’s almost as perfect as me. Almost. And that’s what I’m talking about. You, me, a blog, and my feelings about Viva Swag Girly Gadgets. You catch my feeling? Aight! Oye como va, you rock!