Oye me... listen up my beautiful ladies... It's been a good minute since Rico's been up in it, but he's back to tell ya what he's been up to. Me and my boy Aristotle decided to have a lil competition... a race up one of my favorite trails. It was his $1000/hr personally trained body vs the sculpted lean body that Rico was gifted with naturally.
"Ready... set... GO!" yelled the lovely ladies on the sidelines. What would I do without all my babes? It was such a rushhhhhhh. My adrenaline started pumpin' and I turned up my iPod Nano to match. I wasn't worried that Aristotle took the lead, 'cause Rico never starts off fast... I like to start slow and finish hard... and of course Rico didn't want to let the ladies down, they needed autographs, kisses, a flash of my abs...
This lasted a while (so many ladies so little time) until I realized I couldn't even see Aris no more. So I moved into overdrive and started to burn baby burn. BOOM! Here comes Rico... I passed up Aristotle in about a minute and just kept goin'... with music bumpin' in my ears from my latest album I just couldn't be stopped. My songs really kick ass (you should buy my album if you haven't already). When I reached the top of the trail I turned my iPod Nano to the Rocky theme song... ADRIANNE I DID IT!!!
Of course Aris couldn't admit defeat, but I got a great shot of his tired, beaten face with my SONY CYBERSHOT. Now that's a keeper!
